If he had to look at the book one more time, Xander was going to throw something ( Read more... )

He should've known. Honestly, he'd had the crypt for over a year, which meant people knew where he was. But he'd forgotten the silly date, and here it was, Christmas Eve. It had to be ( Read more... )

The wait was hell, but finally, finally, the nurse came for Dean. "He's awake," was the first thing she said. "But he's very disoriented. I wouldn't even be letting you back right now if he hadn't asked for you ( Read more... )

"I think," Dean said, because this was very important, dammit, and Sam was going to listen, "that pie is the difference."

"I think you're drunk," Sam said, like he didn't even care. Bitch.

"You don't understand, Sammy, this is...this is it, dude. The pie is the thing that would make all the difference." And wow, when had his legs gotten a life ( Read more... )

As soon as Dean got the door shut he slammed all the locks home. Then it was the dresser that got shoved in front of the door, and after that he grabbed the little bit of salt he had left and poured it near the door's edge ( Read more... )

It'd been years since he'd seen the vampire, but all it took was a moment's sighting in New York to bring it all back. The disgust, the annoyance ( Read more... )

When it was all said and done, Harry decided that he wanted to live outside the magic world. For safety reasons, more than anything else: muggles weren't exactly the type to throw the death curse in his face. Plus, for all his years in the magic world, he'd grown up in the non-magic one and, well, it was something he had that no one else did. ( Read more... )

This is stupid, Buffy said to herself for the millionth time that day. You'll be fine. It's Spike, not the Queen of the England.With the Queen, however, people generally knew what they'd say. It always involved 'Your Majesty', and other nice things you said to people who wielded way more power than you ever would ( Read more... )